 1. Ahmad and King Akbar [02.06.01; Boris Georgiev]
2. Balkanization [04.06.01; Atanas Banov]
 3. A blond joke [06.06.01 Radostina Georgieva]
4. Women jokes [06.06.01; Nikolay Bankov]
Ahmad and King Akbar Ahmed was a high-ranking official in King Akbar's court. He had one long-standing wish - to suck the Queen's voluptuous breasts to his heart's desire. Every time he passed the Queen he got frustrated. One day, he
revealed his desire to the King's chief adviser, Birbal, and begged him to do something about it. Birbal, after much thought, agreed on the condition that, afterward, Ahmed would have to pay Birbal 1,000 gold coins for arranging things. Ahmed agreed.
The next day Birbal prepared a high powered itching lotion and poured it into the Queen's bra which she had left out while she was taking a bath. Soon the itching started and grew in intensity, much to the King's anxiety.
Consultations with doctors and Birbal revealed that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure it. Birbal also added that such a saliva was only to be found in Ahmed's mouth. King Akbar summoned Ahmed, and for the next four hours Ahmed violently sucked the Queen's breasts. Licking, biting, pressing, playing he got what he always desired. Satisfied, he returned and met Birbal, but since his mission was over and his lust satisfied, he refused to pay Birbal anything, and in fact he shooed him away. Ahmed, of course knew that Birbal could never report this matter to the King. But Ahmed had underestimated Birbal. Next day, Birbal duly put the same itching lotion in King Akbar's underwear.
Ahmed was again summoned by the King .....
Balkanization balkanization (bawl-kuh-nuh-ZAY-shuhn)
Division of a place or country into several small political units, often unfriendly to one another. The term balkanization comes from the name of the Balkan Peninsula, which was divided into several small nations in the early twentieth century. The Dictionary of Cultural Literacy, Second Edition, Revised and updated Edited by E.D. Hirsch, Jr., Joseph F. Kett, and James Trefil. Copyright 1993 by Houghton Mifflin Company. All rights reserved. *** BalЇkanЇize or balЇkanЇize (b?l'k?-n?z')
tr.v., -ized, -izЇing, -izЇes.
To divide (a region or territory) into small, often hostile units. [From the political division of the Balkans in the early 20th century.] Bal'kanЇiЇza'tion n.
The American Heritageў Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition Copyright ? 2001 by Houghton Mifflin Company. All rights reserved.
A blond joke kakwa e prilikata mejdu blondinka i spermatozoid?
- edin na 15000 stawa chowek
Women Jokes Blondinka si natresla kolata v kanavkata. Idva policai i pita kakvo e stanalo, a tq otgowatq:
- Ami kakto si karam i zabelqzwam pred sebe si elhichka. Az nalqwo, elhichkata nalqvo, az nadqsno, elhichkata nadqsno i za da q izbegna... v kanavkata.
Pochesal se policaq poglednal v kolata pa kazal:
- To tva ti e aromatizatora ma. *** I malko faktologiq. :-)))
- Znaete li koi izmislq vicovete za blondinki?
- Brunetkite, v dulgite samotni noshti...
*** I Edin ot Chris:
- Zashto brunetkite si zapazwat figurata?
- Zashtoto nikoi ne im q iska. |
My name is Radostina Georgieva, "Roddy".