"Two fishermen are started by the reappearance of the lost island of Leshp (last mentioned in Mort) from three hundred fathoms beneath the sea, but not startled enough to fail to claim the land for Ankh-Morpork. Unfortunately two Klatchians are in the area and have the same idea. Meanwhile Commander Vimes is leading the procession at a state visit of Prince Khufurah and spots a would-be assassin taking aim at the visitors. It is clear that the assassination attempt has been engineered to cause more mistrust between Ankh- Morpork and Kaltch, but also that it has been engineered to be clear. Lord Rust usurps Lord Vetinari and declares a state of war. As Vimes and Carrot chase 71-Hour Ahmed, the Prince's bodyguard, and Angua across the sea to Klatch, Nobby and Colon find themselves with Leonard of Quirm and Lord Vetinari in a submarine. It is clear that bloodshed will ensue unless someone can restore law and order pretty damn pronto." "Terry Pratchet" by Andrew M Butler |
Targets |
War - in all its forms, unthinking racism. |
As every student of exploration knows, the prize goes not to the explorer who first sets foot upon the virgin soil but to the one who gets that foot home first. If it is still attached to his leg, this is a bonus. *** ...Vimes's grin was as funny as the one that moves very fast towards drowning men. And has a fin on top. *** ...the man had been a zombie for several hundred years although historical accounts suggested that the only difference dying had made to Mr. Slant was that he'd started to work through his lunch break. *** "...why don't they like us now? Do we owe them money?" *** "Taxation, gentlemen, is very much like dairy farming. The task is to extract the maximum amount of milk with the minimum of moo. And I am afraid to say that these days all I get is moo." *** "I do like entertaining people after the faculty of Unseen University have entertained them to lunch. They tend not to move about much and they'll agree to practically anything if they think there's a chance of a stomach powder and a small glass of water." *** "The only thing I can sugest," [Angua] said, "is that women are quite often attracted to men who can make them laugh." *** He quite liked the wizards. They didn't commit crimes. Not Vimes's type of crimes, anyway. The occult wasn't Vimes's beat. The wizards might well mess up the very fabric of time and space but they didn't lead to paperwork, and that was fine by Vimes. *** And there was nothing finer than a wizard dressed up formally, until someone could find a way of inflating a Bird of Paradise, possibly by using an elastic band and some kind of gas. *** No wonder this man was a diplomat. You couldn't trust him an inch, he thought in loops, and you couldn't help liking him despite it. *** The Barbican had been the fortified gateway in the days when Ankh-Morpork didn't regard an attacking army a marvellous commercial opportunity. *** "Were you proposing to shoot these people in cold blood, Sergeant?" "Nossir. Just a warning shot inna head, sir." *** It was a typical Saturday Night Special [crossbow], so badly made and erratic that the only safe place to be when it was first would be directly behind it, and even then you would be running a risk. ... Probably the only way you could reliably hurt someone with it was to beat them over the head. *** It is a long-cherished tradition among a certain type of military thinker than huge casualties are the main thing. If they are on the other side then this is a valuable bonus. *** "Wazir comes from Smale, you see," said Carrot. "And Mr. Gorriff comes from Elharib, and the two countries only stopped fighting ten years ago. Religious differences." *** Rust: "To be frank ... the city is to be placed under martial law." *** One of the universal rules of happiness is: always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual. *** "You, sir, are no gentleman," said Rust. *** Vimes: "You told them it wasn't compulsory?" *** The watchmen realized that the man holding them up had paused to redesign his weapon and had given it to them to hold while he looked for a screwdriver. This was a thing that did not often happen. *** Being picked for something because of your "special qualities" was tantamount to being volunteered. Anyway, what was so special about "special qualities"? Limpets had special qualities. *** Veni, vermini, vomui, I came, I got ratted, I threw up? Visi, veneri, vamoosi, I visited, I caught an embarassing disease, I ran away? *** "It is always useful to face an enemy who is prepared to die for his country. This means that both you and he have exactly the same aim in mind." *** Colon: "Er ... what is this thing called?" *** ...the Patrician was against printing because if people knew too much it would only bother them. *** No-one likes being told it's their lucky day. That sort of thing does not bode well. When someone tells you it's your lucky day, something bad is about to happen. *** "Is there anything to eat?" *** ...to a werewolf all humans looked alike: they looked appetizing. *** "Look, sir, I know Angua. She's not the useless type. She doesn't stand there and scream helplessly. She makes other people do that." *** Animals tended to like Nobby. He didn't smell wrong. *** Jugglers will tell you that juggling with items that are identical is always easier than a mixture of all shapes and sizes. This is even the case with chainsaws, although of course when the juggler misses the first chainsaw it is only the start of his problems. *** Colon: "Didn't know you could juggle, sir." *** "Veni, vici ...Vetinari." *** |
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