"The Librarian has caught a disease which means that he is continually changing shape. Disconcerted and worried by this, the wizards decide to try and change him back from an orang-utan (or red furry deckchair, as may be) to a humanoid, but unfortunately for this they need his real name, and none of them can remember it. Indeed, all the records appear to have vanished. They are convinced that Rincewind would know it, but first they have to find him, which through a combination of bad luck and stupidity leaves them stranded on a desert island. Rincewind, meanwhile, finds himself trying to survive in a place not totally unlike Australia." "Terry Pratchet" by Andrew M Butler |
Targets |
Australia. Time travel. |
"I don't think I'm related to any apes," said the Senior Wrangler thoughtfully. "I mean, I'd know, wouldn't I? I'd get invited to their weddings and so on. My parents would have said something like, 'Don't worry about Uncle Charlie, he's supposed to smell like that,' wouldn't they?" *** His mental approach to [management] could be visualized as a sort of business flowchart with, at the top, a circle entitled "Me, who does the telling," and connected below it by a line, a large circle entitled "Everyone else." *** ...although Ridcully was an impossible manager, the University was impossible to manage and so everything worked seamlessly. *** Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Metres, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all. *** Ponder: "Stay still, sir! A lot of reptiles can't see you if you don't move!" *** And he was pretty sure that there was no way you could get a cross between a human and a sheep. If there was, people would definitely have found out by now, especially in the more isolated rural districts. *** It put the Senior Wrangler in mind of Mrs. Whitlow, although currently rocks, trees, clouds and coconuts also reminded him of Mrs. Whitlow. *** God: "Thou Must Go From This Place Lest I Visit Thee With Boils!" *** Wrangler: "Mrs. Whitlow! How could we have forgotten her!" *** "Can he do miracles, then?" *** "Is it true that your life passes before your eyes before you die?" *** Ridcully: "Are they sharks, do you think?" *** Ridcully flailed at a passing shark. "They won't attack you if you make a lot of noise and splash around," he said. *** Although Rincewind had covered quite a lot of the disc in his life, most of his recollections were like that -- a blur. Not through forgetfulness, but because of speed. *** The ability to ask questions like "Where am I and who is the 'I' that is asking?" is one of the things that distinguishes mankind from, say, cuttlefish. *** |
My name is Radostina Georgieva, "Roddy".
I live in California.
I enjoy travelling, reading books, listening to music, going to the movies.
I am constantly looking for ways to challenge myself, learn, and grow.