1. The Confession [02.09.98; Radostina Georgieva]
2. The Convent [02.09.98; Radostina Georgieva]
3. Monika and The Coke Machine [02.09.98; Radostina Georgieva]

The Confession

A sixteen year old virgin girl goes to confession.
"Father, I called a man a son-of-a-bitch yesterday."
"Why did you call him a son-of-a-bitch??" the priest asked.
"Because, Father, he touched me on my arm without permission."
"Do you mean like this?" He touches her arm.
"Yes Father."
"That's no reason for calling him a son-of-a-bitch."
"But Father he also touched my breasts."
"You mean like this?" He touches her breasts.
"Yes Father."
"That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch."
"But Father, he took off my clothes."
"Like this?" He takes off her clothes.
"Yes Father."
"That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch."
"But Father, he then put his you-know-what in my you-know-where."
"Like this?" He put his you-know-what in her you-know-where.
"Yes Father," she says sometime later.
"But that's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch."
"But Father, he has AIDS."
"THAT SON-OF-A-BITCH!!!!!!!!!!"

The Convent

Four young women wanted to join a convent. The priest asked the women if they were virgins. All four said yes, but admitted that they all had been exposed to sexual experiences. The first girl bowed to the priest and said, "Forgive me father, but I have seen a naked man."
"That is okay, my child," said the priest. He pointed to a water basin and said, "Rinse your eyes in that basin of holy water, and you will be free of your sin."
So the first girl rinsed her eyes and was made clean.
The second girl bowed to the priest and said, "Forigve me father, but I have touched a naked man."
The priest said, "Wash your hands in that basin of holy water and you will be free of your sin."
So the second girl washed her hands in the holy water and was clean.
The third girl bowed to the priest and was ready to confess, when suddenly the fourth girl rushed in front of her and exclaimed, "I hope you don't expect me to gargle with that same water after she has washed her ass with it!"

Monika and The Coke Machine

How are Monica Lewinsky and a coke machine alike?
They both say "Insert bill here..."