1. Three Old Men [12.10.98; Venko Ivanov]
2. Don't Piss In The Pool [20.10.98; Mitko Mitev]
3. Kanaldjiq [30.10.98; Venko Ivanov]

Three Old Men

Three old men were talking about how much their hands shook. The first old guy said,
"My hands shake so bad, that when I shaved his
morning, I cut my face."
The second old fogey one-upped him and said,
"My hands shake so bad, that when I trimmed my garden yesterday, I sliced all my flowers."
The third old man laughed and said,
"That's nothing. My hands shake so bad that when I took a piss yesterday, I came three times!"

Don't Piss In The Pool

- Ей, бе ти що пикаеш в басейна, бе?!
- Uuu, ie oi... ane?ee ieeayo a aanaeia...
- Абе, я слизай от кулата!!!

Kanaldjiq

Pyrvia ucheben den. Malko momichence v biala polichka i biala rizka s buketche cvetia radostno podskacha kym uchilishte. Po edno vreme edna shahta na ulicata se otvaria i ottam izliza ocapan s lajna i drugi merzki mrysotii kanaldzia. Vizda toj momichenceto i podvikva:
- Hej momichence, ela nasam.
Momichenceto se priblizava. Togava kanaldziata se prosiaga i s bezkrajno udovolstvie si izbyrsva gojnianite ryce v polichkata na momichenceto.
- Ama chichko, zasho? - izumento popitalo momichenceto.
Chickoto pouchitelno otgovoril:
- A ti momichence, da akash obichash li?