1. Young Woman Gives a Birth [02.04.99; Radostina Georgieva]
2. Systezanie [02.05.99; Venko Ivanov]
3. Gaden pyrwo-aprolski vic [02.04.99; Radostina Georgieva]
4. 64 bita [06.04.99; Stefan Avramchev]
5. Little Jenny [10.04.99; Radostina Georgieva]
6. Gnusno [10.04.99; Radostina Georgieva]
7. Nice Hair [16.04.99; Radostina Georgieva]
8. Tarzan Meets Jane [16.04.99; Radostina Georgieva]

Young Woman Gives a Birth

A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to bepresent at the birth.
"I'm afraid I don't have a husband" she replies.
"OK do you have a boyfriend?" asks the Midwife.
"No, no boyfriend either."
"Do you have a partner then?"
"No, I'm unattached, I'll be having my baby on my own."
After the birth the midwife again speaks to the youngwoman.
"You have a healthy bouncing baby girl, but I must warn you before you see her that the baby is black."
"Well," replies the girl. "I was very down on my luck, withno money and nowhere to live, and so I accepted a job ina porno movie. The lead man was black."
"Oh, I'm very sorry," says the midwife, "that's really none of my business and I'm sorry that I have to ask you these awkward questions but I must also tell you that the baby has blonde hair."
"Well yes," the girl again replies, "you see I desperately needed the money and there was this Swedish guy also involved in the movie, what else could I do?"
"Oh, I'm sorry," the midwife repeats, "that's really none of my business and I hate to pry further but your baby has slanted eyes."
"Well yes," continues the girl, "I was incredibly hard up and there was a little Chinese man also in the movie, I really had no choice."
At this the midwife again apologises, collects the baby andpresents her to the girl, who immediately proceeds to givebaby a slap on the bum. The baby starts crying and the mother exclaims,
"Well, thank fuck for that!"
"What do you mean?" says the shocked midwife.
"Well," says the girl extremely relieved, "I had this horriblefeeling that the little bastard was going to bark!"

Systezanie

Zena i myz lezat v legloto goli sled seks. Myza zakachlivo prycva i kazva:
- 1-0 za men!
Zenata reshava dane ostane po-nazad, prycva i kazva:
- 1-1!
Myza pak se napyva, no vzeima che se nasira. Vizdajki zagadychnata fizionomia na liceto mu, tia pita:
- Kakvo stana?
- Kraj na poluvremeto, smiana na igrishtata!

Gaden pyrwo-aprolski vic

A mother was in labor for twenty-four hours. The doctor had been withher for the whole time, and he finally saw the head.  He told themother,
"Okay, just push some more".
Soon, the first arm came out,and CRACK!!!  He broke the baby's arm.  The mother screamed.
"Don't worry ma'am, it's all right" the doctor said. 
So she pushed some more, and the second arm came out, and SNAP!!! The doctor broke it,too.
"Don't worry ma'am, everything's fine" the doctor said.
But at this point, the mother was screaming bloody murder. Next, he just ripped the baby out, and then yanked the placenta out. He ripped off the umbelical chord, and then started kicking the shit out of the baby.  The mother was too weak to do anything but scream. So the doctor continued twirling the baby around, and threw it againstthe wall.The mother was hysterical, and screamed, "WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS???YOU'RE KILLING MY BABY!!!"The Doctor started cracking up, and laughed out, "Ha Ha, April Fool's Day!!!  It was already dead!!!"

64 bita

Ej toq pich (na snimkata) reshil da si go skasi i otishal w bolnicata na operaciq. Sled operaciqta se sabujda i wijda che doktorite sa se obyrkali i sa mu otrqzali ne twa koeto trqbwa, a dwata kraka do nad kolenete. Toq se pritesnil. Minala nqkwa sanitarkai toj spodelil pritesneniqta si:
"Kvo she prawq sega bez kraka, be?",
a tq mu kazala:
"Spoko, brato. S toq 64 bitow ... i na ryce she te nosqt.."

Little Jenny

Little Jenny comes home from playing at Johnny's house.
"Hey Mom, guess what! Johnny's got a penis like a peanut!"
Mom is understandably confused for a second, then asks,
"What, you mean it's shaped like a peanut?"
"No silly, it's salty!"

Gnusno

A man and his newlywed check into a mountain resort by a lake.The desk clerk notices the "Just Married" sign still on the car.As soon as the man gets the luggage out of the car, he hops in a boat to go fishing.
He is out all day, comes back for a quick supper, picks up his lantern and goes back out at night. This goes on for a couple of days when the man happens to stop by the desk. The clerk starts a conversation with the man and mentions his behavior:
"I know it's none of my business,... but I was wondering why you weren't having sex with your new wife."
"Oh, I couldn't do that; she has gonorrhea."
"Well, what about anal sex?"
"Couldn't do that; she has diarrhea."
"There is always oral sex."
"Nope, she has pyorhea."
"Wait a second.  If she has gonorrhea, diarrhea, and pyorhea,why did you marry her?"
"That's easy. She also has worms, and I love to fish!"

Car pool

A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that her hair smells nice. The woman immediately goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit and explains why. The supervisor is puzzled by this time and says,
"What's wrong with the co-worker telling you your hair smells nice."
The woman replies, "He's a midget."

Tarzan Meets Jane

One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and during her questions about his life she asked him how he managed for sex.
"What's that" he asked.
She explained to him what sex was and he said
"Oh, I use a hole in the trunk of a tree".
Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong but I will show you how to do it properly".
She took off her clothes, laid down on the ground and spread her legs wide.
"Here," she said, "You must put it in here".
Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her an almighty kick in the crutch.
Jane rolled around in agony. Eventually she managed to gasp, "What the hell did you do that for?"
"Just checking for bees" said Tarzan.