1. X-Rated Movie [27.09.99; Radostina Georgieva]
2. Employment Ads [30.09.99; Plamen Dimitrov]

X-Rated Movie

Judi decides to do something wild she hasn't done before,so she sets out to rent her first X-rated adult video. She goes to the video store and, after looking aroundfor a while, selects a title that sounds very stimulating. She drives home, lights some candles, slips into somethingcomfortable, and puts the tape in the VCR. To her disappointment,there's nothing but static on the screen, so she callsthe video store to complain.
Judi: "I just rented an adult movie from you and there'snothing on the tape, but static."
Store Clerk: "Sorry about that. We've had problemswith some of those tapes. Which title did you rent?"
Judi: "It's called 'Head Cleaner'."

Employment Ads

 How to interpret employment ads
* "Competitive Salary" - We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.
* "Join Our Fast Paced Company" - We have no time to train you.
* "Casual Work Atmosphere" - We don't pay enough to expect that you will dress up.
* "Must be Deadline Oriented" - You will be six months behind schedule on your first day.
* "Some Overtime Required" - Some time each night, some time each weekend.
* "Duties will Vary" - Anyone in the office can boss you around.
* "Must have an Eye for Detail" - We have no quality control.
* "Seeking Candidates with a Wide Variety of Experience" - You will need to replace three people who just left.
* "Problem Solving Skills a Must" - You are walking into a company in perpetual chaos. Haven't heard a word from anyone out there. Your first task is to find out what is going on.
* "Requires Team Leadership Skills" - You will have the responsibilities of a manager without the pay or respect.
* "Good Communication Skills" - Management communicates poorly, so you have to figure out what they want and do it.